DFO guild members

yea srsly

im disappointed in u aloo *smh*
ill protect u from bruno, so quit ur spaniard guild

wdf so when u coming back from horrible china? need a 4th person in that f. gunner party

leaving on the 14th, arriving on the 15th. if ur missing a ranger then ill make one of those. otherwise ima be a spit, fk mechs >=O

Alu = Launcher
Me = Spitfire
Bruno = Who cares


Ranger it is? i think so

lol poor bruno
but ur right, ill go ranger then. brunos probably a useless ranger anyways.

gotta think of a new name now. not that i got much else to do atm, my moms busy solving family issues (LUL my family is fking weird, my aunt hates my guts for some reason), so im just wandering around beijing with my dad now.

post up ur ranger build and lemme know which skill u regretted getting and such. ill check out the differences between male and female rangers and decide on a build after.

smh, told u that you shoulda went to japan.

japan > china

i already went to japan, and chinas not so bad k. i ate all kinds of junk and never got a stomach ache or diarrhea or w/e. that internet junk about chinese food is way over exaggerated.
fking ran all over china this trip. was originally just a trip to go visit my grandpa who hit 90, but the fking guy doesnt even know who i am now. so i ditched his birthday celebration and visited beijing on my own. im still alive.
visited the rest of china with my mom (she hasnt seen much of china either). was a gewd trip and frankly china is better than i thought

apart from the people. wow fking hate chinese people more now. no manners whatsoever, fking 90% of the population smokes and spits wherever the fk they want. was learning how to drive with my dad and realized that half of the other drivers dont signal their turns and run through red lights. crossing when its green doesnt mean its safe, just safer, and sidewalks are barely existent. i had to watch out for cars, people, holes in the fking ground, fking dogs and cats running everywhere, and bicycles while learning how to drive. no wonder people think chinese drivers are dangerous, fking risking my life crossing the street here.
my most memorable experience was going up the upside stairs of a temple. on my way up i saw a lady pulling her daughters skirt down and making her pee (some 6-7 year old). i was like "jeezuz wtf" and kept going up. when i made my way up i saw some guy filming the 6-7 year old taking a pee. i almost took a picture of some pedo filming some girl peeing on a temple.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ikr? wait till i come back and log onto msn, ill tell u about my crazy aunt. fking lady hates me so much that she doesnt want my mother hanging around me anymore. my own mother (her sister) is like "wow she is fking weird, i dont even wanna see her anymore yet she knocks on our hotel door every morning"

rofl, SMH. sounds like hell over there, tbh.

naw its just the people. i got use to it. the country itself is a nice place. beijing is foggy 24/7, but thats just the pollution.
was a fun trip overall, putting the people aside. i can rape all the chinese i want once i get back on dfo. also, my dad tells me that most chinese people arent so bad. its just my family from my moms side is fking weird and that i shouldnt hang around them too much (apart from my mom), which is why he picks me up every morning from the hotel and brings me to various places and w/e. i went jet skiing today, and rafting last week. his friends are also nice people, they're all inviting me to super fancy restaurants all the times and stuff, and bringing me to their cottages and whatnot.

i just had to rant about most of the chinese population and my mothers family, but quite frankly i enjoyed this trip to china.

also, post ur ranger build in the class discussion section pl0x, i wanna take a look. also lemme know about the skills that u regretted leveling and whatnot.

eh there's a big difference between f rangers and m rangers, dont think it'd help much tbh lol

NekoMaidCafe wrote:yea srsly

im disappointed in u aloo *smh*
ill protect u from bruno, so quit ur spaniard guild

i thought u were gonna laugh AT my face (wow mean) when u got back >=O

and just cause im in a guild on 2 chars doesnt mean i cant be in this guild on a few >.>. i just wont be taking up 13 slots like some guy i know

Cerberus wrote:

NekoMaidCafe wrote:yea srsly

im disappointed in u aloo *smh*
ill protect u from bruno, so quit ur spaniard guild

i thought u were gonna laugh AT my face (wow mean) when u got back >=O

and just cause im in a guild on 2 chars doesnt mean i cant be in this guild on a few >.>. i just wont be taking up 33 slots like some guy i know

Fixed

NekoMaidCafe wrote:

Beck wrote:And why thank you. You're far too kind. [x
Happy?

im always happy

and vocal, ur totally gonna have to compete with beck over here. hes also into lil azn girls

is that why jen/lulu/iunno anymore havent been on the forums? you guys scared her away?

Cerberus wrote:i thought u were gonna laugh AT my face (wow mean) when u got back >=O

wow i will, but thats gonna take a real fking long time with the guild in its current n00b state.
step by step, i gotta:
1. get pro at pvp (cant count on bruno over here)
2. rape a bunch of n00bs
3. make the n00bs worship me and join the guild
4. wait till the n00bs get pro
5. have guild full of pros
6. seduce male with stable source of nx

after all that, ill laugh at ur face, unless ur guild gets even moar pr0 while im working on all this

LMAO @ 6, thats prolly the only one ur gonna accomplish xD

wow now u leave me no choice but to prove u wrong

start recruiting members people >=O most n00bs eventually turn pro so just recruit w/e u can

that's such a lie, look at bruno. most noobs at best become mediocre, like 90% of noobs become mediocre/stay lame

yuh good point, i got a better chance at finding another lanpet than a potential pro

rofl @ lanpet, that guy was pretty fking ridiculous

good times, he was practically begging me to take his astros away. fk ogp for banning him

i thought he started getting psycho and him getting banned was a good thing. then u moved on to that one guy, fking i dont even remember his name but he left he guild and made a guild with madeinchina

edit: OH IT WAS VIET SOMETHING

no wait, i totally remember now. after giving me all those stuff, lanpet get banned and lost everything he had, and started asking me for stuff. i think he said something about reporting me for scamming if i didnt give him anything.

i didnt give him anything

and that other guy was milo's leftover. milo got like a mountain of free stuff from him before i even showed up, not that i didnt get a mountain myself.

wow i dont think anyone besides us knows what we're talking about. with the exception of saibo and maybe bruno

and how 'bout this. i'll join the guild on my grappler and idk a female gunner. maybe my female spit if i decide to make one when u get back